top of page
Making the Impossible Daily
Will's Magic Potion
An Advertisement
Blubber, blubber
Toil and trouble
Cellulose burn
Under skin and stubble
With Death by Chocolate and
Cold Champagne,
Pickled herring,
Your BMI Bane!
When Fate brings heart attacks
That soar and surge,
Will a deadly rose help you
Poison and purge?
Grecian Formula for your hair,
Contact lenses for your eyes,
But what fool-proof plan appears in your head
To handle those rotund thighs?
My Cure-All Potion is what you Need,
100% Risk-Free Guaranteed.
It will make those stones just melt away,
Without making your wallet bleed.
Trust me.
Will's Magic Potion: Text
bottom of page