About The Impossibility of Kathryn A Patterson

Kathryn A. Patterson lives in a crooked house, on a crooked road. Alas, she is allergic to cats (and dogs) so she owns no crooked cat. Ms. Patterson lives in a marvelous world, filled with vampires, werewolves, and magic - oh, my! But she pretends to live in a dull, boring world filled with post offices, taxes, and calculators. It makes her family happier when she pretends.

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When Ms. Patterson isn't attempting to cook some new, exciting, and hopefully unburnt dish, she writes stories about the end of the world, vampires, death, and dragons. She does make wonderful cookies, and will exchange said cookies for dusting, as she is also allergic to dust.