Elvis is Back!
That is, the king cobra called Elvis. Living in Orange County, Florida, Elvis escaped his owners about a month ago. This resulted in a local elementary school temporarily suspending outdoor recess and a lot of people jumping at noises.
Yesterday, a woman noticed a hissing sound coming from underneath her clothes dryer. Animal control technicians came out and found the 10-foot long snake hiding back there. It took two special tongs, a cat carrier, and a soft-sided carrier to get the snake back home. Hopefully, he won't be leaving the building anytime soon.
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Vote Santa Claus 2015
Next Tuesday, the town of North Pole, Alaska will be holding an election for a city council seat. And guess whose trying to win?
The man, whose legal name is actually Santa Claus, is campaigning as a write-in candidate. The impetus behind his political aspirations? He wants to make medical marijuana legal.
Ho! Ho! Ho!