- Kathryn Patterson
Dear Jennifer: Do Vampires Get Married?
I was talking to my friends, and we were wondering if vampires ever got married.
Teen Wonders Dear Teen Wonders, Simple answer: Why yes, yes we do. Complex answer: Because vampires live a much longer life than humans, we have a varying definition of marriage. Sometimes, we create contracts that define how long a marriage will last, how all assets will be combined in the beginning, how all assets will be divided at the end, and what activities are allowed during the marriage. The standard terms are 10 years, 25 years, 50 years, 75 years, and 100 years. Anything over 100 years gets a different type of contract. When a vampire marries a human, the general assumption is that the vampire will abide by the current human definition of marriage, with the exception of the "til death do you part", since the vampire will not die. If the vampire decides to change his or her mate into a vampire, there are even more rules and regulations that must be followed to ensure that the new vampire does not end up a slave. Generally speaking, vampires do not marry each other for the rest of their lives. There is a special ceremony for that, but you need to be prepared to stick with one and only one person. Because we never, ever divorce.